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Facts checked 6 November 2026 Local browser builds · hayloft desk

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The criteria we hang in the hayloft before workshop runs count

Medium note · checked 6 November 2026.

What has to be true before a build enters workshop runs?

We need a cold-open verb, a risk lane we can name in one line, and a retry that does not trap the player in a dead menu.

How do we score reach without fake ratings?

Reach is how far a workshop run carries before filler. We time first deaths, not imagined star averages.

Why host the builds on this domain?

Editorial play needs a stable binary. Linking out to a missing store card would break the desk; hosting keeps the Close path honest.

What evidence do we refuse?

Download counters, fabricated review counts, and “best of 2026” phrasing. If the store does not publish it — or there is no store — we say so.

How often do criteria change?

Rarely. When they do, the change lands in Dispatches with a date, not as a silent rewrite of older reviews.

Where can I see the criteria applied?

On the homepage ranking table and in each build review under the workshop runs tag.